You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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