Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
