she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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