We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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