When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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