I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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