Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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