Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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