"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
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