he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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