Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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