So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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