I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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