How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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