I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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