i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
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