everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
And my parents said I crawled through the house
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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