My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
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