so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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