THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
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