why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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