I look better un-naked...
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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