And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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