You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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