yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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