I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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