I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Rumble strips road head = magical
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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