I wanna bring you to show and tell
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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