is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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