i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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