K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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