im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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