belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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