Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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