Me too!
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
