Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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