absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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