dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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