why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
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Do I have a choice?
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Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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