come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
its liver damage thursday
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