$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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