It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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