We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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