if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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