she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
