Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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