I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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