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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I'm sobbing to NWA
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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