So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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