i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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