Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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