She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
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