office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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