I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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