what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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