i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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